So I could start by saying I’m an experienced
art director of advertising.

I could talk about my meagre hardware collection.

I could talk about my hobbies.

I could spin yarns about my great triumphs
and my crushing defeats.

I could make myself out to be whatever
you need me to be.

But do you really want to sit here and read a whole
paragraph I wrote about how awesome I am?

Or would you rather cut to the chase?